Stupid Ads

I don’t care about the makeup. What I want to know is who in the hell wears a strip of burlap around their neck? What artistic idiot decided that burlap would make a nice accessory for this ad?
I don’t care how much fabric softener you dump on it, burlap feels scratchy and awful against the [...]

Country Music Lover

I just realized that the last four CDs that I bought were all by country music artists. Could I be drifting over to the country music genre? My friends will never believe that I’ve left rock and roll!

Shoplifting is for Dummies

My girlfriend had to take a part time job at Wal Mart and she seems to like it. She stopped by the other day to borrow my battery jumper cables, so we sat outside and chatted for a bit before she had to leave. Her car is giving her trouble getting started and she has [...]